14. Is voting secure?

Absolutely not, just because we want everyone to be unhappy and hate us, and we want to be in a quagmire of controversy. We made it so simple to hack the votes that even the stupidest of trained monkeys could figure it out. Hopefully, that discourages people from participating next year! Just kidding, of course, the system is secure!
The Secure Vote System™ allows only one vote from one person. The actual submitted votes aren’t even seen by the humans until the polls end.